"Blink for Help" Single Ceramic Ornament - Mildly Domesticated, Impeccably Chaotic Collection - Black

Domesticated on paper, feral in practice, and unapologetically chaotic all season long. Designed for the ones who refuse to pretend holiday perfection is realistic, but insist on looking entirely fabulous through the breakdown.

Whether you're justifying an obscene stack of gift boxes, surviving the annual family gathering on sheer confidence, or sending a coded distress signal from across the dinner table, this double-sided porcelain keepsake commemorates the magnificent chaos of modern holidays.

Crafted with an ultra-gloss finish and anchored on the reverse by our official 2026 Society Hallmark Seal.

The Heirloom Details:

• Available Colours: Black, Sheer, Turquoise, Pink, Misspent Youth Yellow and Grass Green(er) for all of the boutique feels.

• Available Quantities: Single & Gift Suite Bundles (3, 5, 10 qty)

• Material: 100% solid white ceramic with a glossy porcelain finish.

• Design: High-contrast, double-sided print (spin-proof on the tree).

• Dimensions: 3 inches in diameter; lightweight and branch-safe.

• Hardware: Festive gold hanging cord included.

Return Policy:

We print and ship each piece to order, so while we do not accept returns, you can certainly expect to have your order fulfilled to your complete satisfaction. If we don't get it right the first time, contact us so that we can make it right. Questions before you order? - Just reach out! Thank you for supporting our small business!